Nate, you don't want to play with that toilet paper role.
Yes, Mom. Yes, I really do. Peek-a-boo!
But you're getting toilet paper everywhere.
But it's soo much fun.
Why don't you want to play with one of your other toys
that happen to be all over the floor?
Because you don't usually let me play with toilet paper.
I play with those toys all the time.
Oh...ok. Gotcha. Well, can you at least smile and let me take a cute picture of you?
Nope. I'm busy.